Promises you don't intend to keep?

I still have time to post twice! THERE'S STILL TIME!!!

In the meantime, here are two of my favourite Kids in the Hall skits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8CfKD5Zo_U - One-Thousand Dollars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LrlMoIzSjw&feature=related - The Daves I Know