Saturday, August 17, 2013

old blog/new blog

This painful but necessary event must unfold. New Blog: meganschatz.tumblr.com


Old Blog: "No, Megan."

Readers: "There's no hope for him now, Megan. He's sufferin' and you know we've got to do it." 

Megan: "I know, Readers. But he's my blog. I'll do it." 


And with a single blow of the shotgun, Old Blog is gone, and a girl is devastated.

~fin~

Sunday, August 11, 2013

I dreamed a dream

Last night I had a dream that I was holding a baby. So sweet and nice, had the new baby smell, was plump and cuddly, all of the good baby things. I woke up, but I didn't remember the dream until this afternoon. It came rushing back, and so then I had the amazing experience of losing something I never had.
Calm down uterus, I will let you know when I am good and frigging ready.

Sigh. Goddamn it.