Beiste: My name's Shannon Beiste, I'm the new football coach. Spelled B.E.I.S.T.E. It's French.
Beiste: Do NOT get up in The Panther's business, lady. You're all coffee and no omelette.
Sue: That doesn't make any sense.
Beiste: Alright boys, pizza party - dig in. Everyone gets four slices, let's go! And when you're done, full pads out on the field. We're doing wind sprints. First ten to puke are off the team.
Beiste: I am captain of the U.S.S. Kick Ass, not the U.S.S. Back Talk.
Beiste: Stop staring at me like a donkey with a wooden leg, go get suited up!
Beiste: Watch your tone with me Missy, you crap on my leg and I'll cut it off!
Beiste: Maybe I'll get a job as a cooler at a honey-tonk bar, or maybe an ice-road trucker.
Beiste: You really think I'm pretty Will?
Will: Inside and out.
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